What’s a thing you didn’t know would consume so much of your time as an adult?
[Video Description: A dual tiktok message, starting with a question from an unlabelled user: “What’s a thing you didn’t know would consume so much of your time as an adult?“
The response from “doctorcanon“: “Soap. There is- there is so much soap.“ The video begins to cut to each each described soap as it appears.
“Oh, you want a desk mat? Then you have to get the special soap!“
“Oh, you want to do laundry? You need the special clothes soap!”
The dialogue grows increasingly strained with each introduction. “And you need more expensive soap if you have sensitive skin!“
“There’s not one, but two special soaps for dishes.”
“Oh, and do you want to wash your hair? Then you need special hair soap! Then you need even specialer soap to put on your hair, after you wash your hair with the other hair soap.”
“But not everyone can use the same hair soap! They have to use different hair soap.“
“And then there’s body soap. But you can’t use this soap for everything on your body!”
“Sometimes, you have to use more than one kind of face soap! Specifically for your face!“
“And then there’s hand soap. And you have to replace the hand soap.”
And then there’s teeth soap.“ at which point the video cuts off. End Description.]
What I really love is how, as the video goes on, her outrage channels into muppet-voice emotion. Absolutely wiggly-arms-on-sticks energy.
these pizzas are in fighting for their lives in the artic rn
Hey, I’ve worked at multiple grocery stores over the years, and these pizzas are no longer safe for human consumption. This frost means the freezer has been turned on and off and on and off a bunch of times, melting and thawing and refreezing over and over. Don’t buy food covered in thick frost.
i promise you the ingredients of those frozen pizzas are more damaging to your health than whatever minimal amount of bacteria managed to grow in between fridge outages
seeing this makes it look like such an obvious thing that should be installed all over the place.
“The turbine is designed vertically with long blades. It covers less area on the ground and is easy to handle. It can easily be assembled and disassembled which makes it durable. Solar panels are fixed at the top of the turbine to generate extra electricity. The device is capable of producing approximately 1 kilowatt per hour of electricity. A single ENLIL turbine can easily provide the average daily electricity needs of two households.
Apart from that, the turbine also contains inbuilt sensors like carbon footprint sensors, to detect earthquakes and IOT platform. The safety and comfort of the city are also ensured.
The turbine can be installed in parks, near seashores, rooftops, households but the roads are the ideal locations for the device. The big vehicles like buses can provide a lot of wind energy. The speeding vehicles on the highway can provide enough wind for these turbines to work all day and night without stopping. The energy generated can be transported to places or it can be used for maintenance of roadways.“
-Dhruvika Singh, BuzzOnEarth.com
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*whispers* genius
I think about these things every single day and there’s NO good reason they shouldn’t already be everywhere
Y'all it’s named after the mesopotamian god of the wind 😭
I think a lot of weird or outright stupid decisions by Star Wars characters can be explained by how - due to all the planet-hopping - these people are jet-lagged out of their minds all day every day.
Yknow if this happened in 2012 hetalia fans would be making art of England all sad and crying with the colonies comforting him or some shit so I’m kinda glad she held out this long
now they’re just drawing sans and reigen making out we’ve evolved
